Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny
Thu 3 Sept · 19:00
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Comedy in Carlisle
Comedy shows in Carlisle: currently 13 upcoming dates across 2 venues, scheduled from September 2026 to May 2027.
The most active venues right now:
- Carlisle Sands Centre — 10 dates
- Old Fire Station — 3 dates
The line-up ranges from household names to newcomers — a single overview of every upcoming Comedy date in Carlisle.
Below you'll find the full schedule for Carlisle. Filter by date, compare the listings and book each event directly with the official ticket seller — the final price including fees is shown on the seller's site.
12 events
Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say
Thu 10 Sept · 20:00
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Dara O' Briain - Re:Creation
Thu 15 Oct · 20:00
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Connor Burns: Flow
Thu 21 Jan · 19:00
Old Fire Station · Carlisle
Just the Tonic Comedy Club - Carlisle
Thu 28 Jan · 19:30
Old Fire Station · Carlisle
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Wed 24 Feb · 19:30
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?
Thu 4 Mar · 19:30
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Ross Noble: Cranium Of Curiosities
Thu 11 Mar · 20:00
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Simon Brodkin: Unleashed
Sat 10 Apr · 19:30
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Phil Wang: OH NO
Fri 16 Apr · 19:30
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Al Murray - All You Need Is Guv
Thu 13 May · 19:30
Carlisle Sands Centre · Carlisle
Matt Bragg: Stand Up Comic
Thu 13 May · 20:00
Old Fire Station · Carlisle
Frequently asked questions
How many Comedy events are on in Carlisle?
Currently 13 upcoming dates across 2 venues, scheduled through May 2027.
Where do the events take place?
Across the city — the most active are Carlisle Sands Centre, Old Fire Station.
What can I expect from Comedy in Carlisle?
Comedy shows from local and touring names — the full schedule is below.
How do I buy tickets?
Pick an event, open its page and book directly with the official ticket seller. The final price including all fees is shown there — OnStage adds nothing on top.